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“You’re a stranger to Croyden County, ain’t ya, Mister? What’s in the suitcase? Bra samples! Mmm, nuthin’ a decent babe could dress in. Well, Goober’s fillin’ station ain’t open until 6am so you are a’gonna gonna spend the night here. In the morning, I can run you over and get your tire fixed. This time, I hope you do not mind none but we got a right diminutive place here. So you’re got to have ta sleep in my daughter Linsey’s room. Don’t mind her none’. That young’un can go on all night a’chatting. She just fonds to meet strangers. Gotta warn ya, she done like to talk a lot of that thar sexy stuff. Ah guess it is because thar ain’t much to do ’round these parts so mebbe she can get a little perky when she meets a new face. It is all I can do to keep those farm palms offen her when I got my back turned, ’cause she done got the greatest taters in Croyden County and she sure do like to show ’em off. I’ve had to pepper my share of backsides with buckshot from old Betsy here, y’know. This time I gotta warn ya that the walls are right thin and I sleep next-door. So I don’t want to hear any monkey business or you, me and Betsy here are got to have a meetin’. So you go right on up and knock on Linsey’s door. She’ll be right pleased for the company tonight. Sleep delicate and the outhouse is to the right. If you need anything, just holler.”

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